It has been a while

Last post, April 26, 2010. Now it's 8-21-2010. I forgot that I wrote about that guy-the human vibrator and he's gone now. Turned out he was unavailable. Which is okay since I wasn't that satisfied by him anyway.

Since I last wrote I had another bout of "am I gayitis?" A psychic telling me I was in fact 65% gay coupled with the fact that I haven't had sex in quite a while got the question mark rolling again.

Fortunately I had the opportunity to speak about this dilemma in a wonderful workshop with Beth Lapides and Greg Miller Beth Lapides and Greg Miller at a fantastic comedy workshop at Kripalu. My painful dilemma became a source of humor for the group since no one understands what 65% gay might mean. A wise older lesbian gave me the best answer yet. She said most women don't know they're gay until they fall in love with a woman. That answer soothed me. If I fall in love with a woman, I'll jump that hedge when I get there. Until then, I'm straight.